chinese (language), n.Definitions

Chinese (language) is Symbolic Logic spoken as a tonal language.

Chinese (language) is a people who think all Caucasians look alike.

Chinese (language) is German, only more so.

Chinese (language) is a picture book drawn by people who forgot they were drawing pictures.

Chinese (language) is a language in which very wise things have been said, but that sounds to a Westerner like the sound of a moving bicycle wheel.

Chinese (language) is just like any other language, except that there's no tense, gender, conjugation, grammar, or logic, and all the words sound the same.