christian, n.Definitions

A Christian is someone who worships a dead Jew on a stick.

The Christian is generally not like Jesus, who is ideal and wonderful.

The Christian is a person who is less like Jesus than pretty much anyone.

The Christian is like the ripening corn... the riper he grows, the more lowly he bends his head.

A Christian is one who believes that the Bible is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

A Christian is too often one who keeps the holidays rather than the commandments. They observe his birthday, not his precepts.

A Christian is one who lives dangerously, honestly, freely. It is to step in the name of love as if you may land on nothing, yet to keep on stepping because the something that sustains you no empire can give you and no empire can take away.

The Christian is no more made of a man by his standing in a church than standing in a garage makes him a car.