one-liner

battle of the sexes

fixing

collective noun

light bulb joke

wallet

quesadilla

life hack

Ikea

cabinet

home improvement

television

cooking

orgasm

tool

construction

losing things

job interview

drinking

vodka

instruction manual

orange juice

screwdriver (cocktail)

ceiling fan

violence

marriage

Craigslist

didgeridoo

apartment

landlord

renting

rental apartment

jeep

milk

ice cream

grocery shopping

woodpecker

wine

renovation

is what you do just before you call in a professional to clean up the mess.

what you do just before you call in a professional to clean up the mess,

is risky. It should always be remembered that the most useful and least expensive household repair tool is the telephone.

The most useful and least expensive household repair tool is the telephone.

 starts by making things, and ends by making repairs.

A do-it-yourselfer starts by making things, and ends by making repairs.

is always repairing things around the house to the best of one's inability.

A do-it-yourselfer is always repairing things around the house to the best of his inability.

is always spending a lot of money on tools to save a little money.

A do-it-yourselfer is always spending a lot of money on tools to save a little money.

is being always busy in one's spare time making repairs, making furniture, and making mistakes.

A do-it-yourselfer is always busy in his spare time making repairs, making furniture, and making mistakes.

is when homeowners do things around the house that they can't.

BUNGLE Some homeowners are always doing things around the house that they can't.

DIY, n.Definitions

DIY