danish (language), n.Definitions

Danish (language) is drunken Norwegian.

Danish (language) is Norwegian (or Swedish) spoken while eating a hot potato.

Danish (language) is Swedish minus articulation.

Danish (language) is Swedish with a sense of humor.

Danish (language) is Norwegian spoken when drunk.

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Danish (language) is a "throw-up" language since you feel like you're retching when you pronounce it. That's essentially his opinion.

Danish (language) is actually the same language as Norwegian and Swedish. It's just that the Norwegians can't spell it, and the Danes can't pronounce it.