David Cameron

is a fellow who, if he hadn't gone to Eton, would be managing a Pizza Hut.

If David Cameron hadn't gone to Eton, he'd be managing a Pizza Hut.

is a fellow who plays by far the most convincing Tony Blair. The rest of us just do the voice and the mannerisms, but Cameron does the whole career.

David Cameron plays by far the most convincing (Tony) Blair. The rest of us just do the voice and the mannerisms, but Cameron does the whole career.

is an out-and-out opportunist who does not believe anything.

(of David Cameron) He is an out-and-out opportunist. I don't believe he believes anything.

is a bum-faced southern ponce with a tiny washer for a mouth.

David Cameron is a bum-faced southern ponce with a tiny washer for a mouth.

David Cameron, n.Definitions