english (language), n.Definitions

The English (language) is the leading international language ... next to money.

The English (language) is the perfect language to sell pigs in.

The English (language) is the great vacuum cleaner of languages: it sucks in anything it can gel.

The English (language) is essentially Norse as spoken by a gang of French thugs.

The English (language) is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

The English (language) is like a broad river on whose bank a few patient anglers are sitting, while, higher up, the stream is being polluted by a string of refuse-barges tipping out their muck..

The English (language) is like a broad river on whose bank a few patient anglers are sitting, while, higher up, the stream is being polluted by a string of refuse-barges tipping out their muck.

The English (language) is a funny language ... that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.