french (language), n.Definitions

The French (language) is a piano without a pedal.

French (language) is the true and native language of insincerity.

French (language) is the language that turns dirt into romance.

The French (language) is unfortunate in that it doesn't seem to have a word for entrepreneur.

French (language) is a language where it's difficult to make those idiots understand their own language.

The French (language) is an odd language where their fish is poisson, their bread is pain, and their pancake is crepe. Pain and poison and crap. That's what they have every day.

The French (language) is peculiar in that it is the only language in which words occur in the order in which one thinks them.

French (language) is delicate, but ever nice, as a woman scarce daring to open her lips for fear of marring her countenance.