georgian (language), n.Definitions

Georgian (language) is a language whose alphabet is bag of curly fries spilled on the floor and trodden on.

Georgian (language) is a language that actually does have vowels, but they procrastinate.

Georgian (language) is a hybrid of altered IE grammar and Arabic, Persian, Turkish, and Russian vocabulary with a grammar that pretends to be related to IE but is actually like Basque, just more polysynthetic.