germany, n.Definitions

Germany is incapable of any conception of greatness: proof Schumann.

Germany is a headquarters for constipation.

Germany is the only country where pop-singers look just like their songs.

Germany is the purgatory of women and dogs.

Germany is the fattest backside in the world.

Germany is a country where, as far as it extends, it ruins culture.

Germany is bestial — one ought to speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to one's horse.

Germany is a country that has reduced savagery to a science, and this great war for the victorious peace of justice must go on until the German cancer is cut clean out of the world body.