H.L. Mencken, n.Definitions

H.L. Mencken is a writer whose prose sounds like large stones being thrown into a dumpcart.

H.L. Mencken is so low down in the moral scale, so damnable dirty, so vile and degenerate with his filthy verbal haemorrhages, that when his time comes to die it will take a special dispensation from Heaven to get him into the bottommost pit of Hell.

H.L. Mencken is a man with a pig's eyes that never looked up, a pig's snout that loves muck, a pig's brain that knows only the sty, and with a pig's squeal that cries only when he is hurt, he sometimes opens his pig's mouth, tusked and ugly, and l.