halloween, n.Definitions

Halloween is the only time you're encouraged to take candy from strangers.

Halloween is Christmas for Goths

Halloween is just a nation wide role playing event, with free snacks.

Halloween is,by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

Halloween is a sarcastic festival that reflects an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Halloween is likely not a whole lot of fun if you live in a nudist colony.

Halloween is the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

Halloween is a holiday that Jehovah's Witnesses don't participate in. Perhaps this is because they just don't like it when strangers go up to their doors and bother them.