Jimmy Carter

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is a man so cautious he looks before and after he leaps.

Jimmy (Carter)'s basic problem is that he's super cautious. He looks before and after he leaps.

is a man who wants to speak loudly and carry a fly swatter.

Jimmy Carter wants to speak loudly and carry a fly swatter.

is your typical smiling, brilliant, back-stabbing, bullshitting southern nut-cutter.

(of Jimmy Carter) He is your typical smiling, brilliant, back-stabbing, bullshitting southern nut-cutter

is the first businessman ever to sit in the White House, but one wonders why they had to send us a small businessman.

They say Carter is the first businessman ever to sit in the White House. But why did they have to send us a small businessman?