LSD, n.Definitions

LSD is like psychoanalytical Drano. It's not a personality.

LSD is a drug that soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess reality.

LSD is a drug that melts in your mind, not in your hand.

LSD is a psychedelic drug which occasionally causes psychotic behavior in people who have NOT taken it.

LSD is a drug that provides the same hallucination that a medieval nun once obtained by starving.

LSD is not for every brain. Only the healthy, happy, wholesome, handsome, hopeful, humorous, high-velocity should seek these experiences. This elitism is totally self-determined. Unless you are self-confident, self-directed, self-selected, please abstain.

LSD is the answer to reprogramming ourselves before we lay ourselves and our planet waste by teaching us this lesson: "You are a God, act like one."

LSD is an opportunity for a person to notice either what's right or wrong with themselves or how freaky the world is.