Lil Wayne, n.Definitions

Lil Wayne is about 7 seizures away from dying

Lil Wayne is if a doctor's handwriting came to life.

Lil Wayne is the Jar Jar Binks of hip hop.

Lil Wayne is basically the Grandfather of rap now.

Lil Wayne is the Yoda of rap music

Lil Wayne is what happened when someone pouring Four Loko on a gremlin.

Lil Wayne is an old, blind, deaf dog with arthritis. He’s only gonna keep on going if we let him.

Lil Wayne is like Sears, wayyyy past it's prime but it was good to you a long time ago so fck it