monday, n.Definitions

Monday is a prototype for Hell

Monday is victim of Sunday.

Monday is an awful way to spend one-?seventh of your life.

Monday is the day that morns.

Monday is, as the first day of the week, a day that always has something of a day of birth.

Monday is the day when many a girl goes to work with her sleep showing.

Monday is a day that, in each case, is willing to cede its place to Tuesday.

Monday is not really a day that anybody hates. It's just that a lot of people hate their jobs.