norwegian (language), n.Definitions

The Norwegian (language) is merely German spoken underwater.

Norwegian (language) is Swedish spoken by eunuchs with false teeth.

Norwegian (language) is German spoken underwater.

Norwegian (language) is Japanese as spoken by Germans.

Norwegian (language) is Danish spoken with a Swedish accent.

Norwegian (language) is actually the same language as Swedish and Danish. It's just that the Norwegians can't spell it, and the Danes can't pronounce it.