pilates, n.Definitions

Pilates is slow-motion yoga

Pilates is cross fit yoga

Pilates is a sex-positions class.

Pilates is one long, extended kegel

Pilates is insane Twister

Pilates is a 1 hour ab workout

Pilates is capitalist yoga; all the stretching with all the bullshit cut out.

Pilates is dance class but horizontal and with stuff attached to either shoulders or feet