spaniard, n.Definitions

A Spaniard is someone with more christian names than underwear.

The Spaniard is one who seems wiser than he is.

The Spaniard is given to complicatedness — Whether it is revolution or paella, nothing Spanish is simple.

The Spaniard is one for whom honor, no matter how dishonest, is as real a thing as water, wine, or olive oil. There is honor among pickpockets and honor among whores. It is simply that the standards differ.

The Spaniard is one for whom, however dishonest he may be, honor is as real a thing as water, wine, or olive oil.