Spider-Man

plot

is the original cam girl. He took selfies just to get himself through college.

Spiderman is the original cam girl. He took selfies just to get himself through college.

is a super hero whose only fear is rolled-?up Newspaper Man.

Spiderman’s only fear: Rolled-?up Newspaper Man.

is lucky he got the desirable traits of a spider like climbing walls and spinning webs instead of having eight legs or eating bugs.

Spider-Man is lucky he got the desirable traits of a spider like climbing walls and spinning webs instead of having eight legs or eating bugs.

is the only Avenger with a secret identity.

Spider-man is the only Avenger with a secret identity.

is a character who would be a lot more awkward if he had to shoot his Web out of his backside, like most spiders.

Spiderman would be a lot more awkward if he had to shoot his Web out of his backside, like most spiders.

is a guy who made a living taking selfies before it was cool.

is a superhero whose kryptonite is a field.