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Turkey (country) is a barbarian culture ignorantly holding in its possession one half of the history of the whole world.
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Turkey (country) is a barbarian power which has been for centuries seated in the very heart of the Old World, and which has in its brute clutch the most famous countries of classical and religious antiquity and many of the most fruitful and beautiful regions of the earth.
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Turkey (country) is a country whose music is like a man having a vasectomy without anaesthtic to the sound of frantic sitar playing.
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Turkey (country) is a country which, since before World War I was known as the sick man of Europe; and now it is almost terminal.
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