William McKinley, n.Definitions

William McKinley is a man with no more backbone than a chocolate eclair.

William McKinley is a man who walked among men a bronze statue, for thirty years determinedly looking for his pedestal.

William McKinley is a man whose mask one is struck with. It is a genuine Italian ecclesiastical face of the fifteenth century.

William McKinley is a man who keeps his ear to the ground so close that he gets it full of grasshoppers much of the time.