apple pie, n.Definitions

Apple pie is a slimy apple sandwich

Apple pie is apple sauce with a crust

Apple pie is applesauce with clothes on.

Apple pie is a healthy fruit salad

Apple pie is never made from scratch. To really do so, one must first create the universe.

Apple pie is not American unless you eat the whole thing in one sitting.

Apple pie is always to be eaten with cheese — An apple-pie without some cheese Is like a kiss without a squeeze.