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An Award show is an embarrassing spectacle whose winning techniques include gratuitous gushing, name-dropping, and self-congratulatory political statements on behalf of oppressed indigenous peoples.
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An Award show is televised contest in whch the suspense builds as performing millionaires vie to see who can stage the most embarrassing spectacle.
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An Award show is poor people paying to see rich people give each other awards for who can lie to poor people better.
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