balsamic vinegar, n.Definitions

Balsamic vinegar is caramelized grape juice

Balsamic vinegar is fancy-pants ketchup.

Balsamic vinegar is italian soy sauce.

Balsamic vinegar is white people soy sauce.

Balsamic vinegar is a salad cheat code

Balsamic vinegar is a syrup to which society has somehow given the 'ok' for us to put on salads.