The Beet is like candy that's been hidden underground
The Beet is like a Halloween costume for your poo.
The Beet is dirt in solid form.
The Beet is just a bloody chunk of dirt.
The Beet is just dirt sugar
The Beet is a goth turnip
The Beet is just so visceral.
The Beet is just a turnip on its period
Beet, all 13 cards.