boss, n.Definitions

A Boss is someone who delegates authority, shifts blame and takes credit.

The Boss is tasked not with being easy on people, but with making them better.

A Boss is the man at the office who's late when you're early and early when you're late.

A Boss is a person who's early when you're late and late when you're early.

A Boss is all powerful. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

A Boss is someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

A Boss is someone people often complain about as dumb, but what they don't realize is that they'd be out of a job if their dumb boss were any smarter.

A Boss's bad jokes are laughted at not because the employee lacks a sense of humor, but more often because he lacks a sense of security.