Bourbon is like a gorgeous love song being played in your mouth.
Bourbon is like a bandaid for the soul.
Bourbon is like licking a piece of wood
Bourbon is the generic name for tranquilizer.
Bourbon is Kentucky champagne.
Bourbon is like sex. The worst you've ever had still pretty magnificent.
Bourbon is delicious truth serum.
Bourbon gets better with age. The older one gets, the more one likes it.
Bourbon, all 19 cards.