boy, n.Definitions

A Boy is a noise with dirt on it

The Boy is of all wild beasts, the most difficult to manage.

A Boy is not person, but merely a boy.

A Boy is like a canoe - he behaves better if paddled from the rear.

A Boy is the only thing God can use to make a man.

A Boy is a pain in the neck when he is around… a pain in the heart when he isn’t.

A Boy is a human machine that operates on the principle of perpetual commotion.

A Boy is a magical creature. You can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart.