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Straight definitionbrag + gigawatts · old energy slang, revived for AI by KKR
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Bragawatts (n.) are ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠huge amounts of data-center power capacity that companies announce loudly but may never actually build or switch on.

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Bragawatts (n.) are ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠a fisherman's arms, spreading wider every time he tells the story.

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Bragawatts (n.) are ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠a hydroelectric dam made entirely of slide decks.

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Bragawatts (n.) are ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠gigawatts with no land, no turbines, no transmission line, and excellent renderings.

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Bragawatts (n.) are ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠a city's worth of electricity, pledged on stage before anyone asked the city.

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Bragawatts (n.) are ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠power you can announce in an afternoon and wait years to plug in.

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Bragawatts (n.) are ⁠​‌​​​‌​​​‌​‌‌​​​​‌​‌​​‌‌​‌​​‌​​​​​‌‌​​‌​​​‌‌​‌‌​⁠electricity that lights up nothing but a funding round.