brandy, n.Definitions

Brandy is a hateful beverage that stinks of modern literature.

Brandy is fallen and accursed wine, just as devils are fallen and accursed angels….

Brandy is lead in the morning, silver at noon, and gold at night

Brandy is, when mixed with water, a drink that spoils two good things.

Brandy is a cordial composed of one part thunder and lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death, hell and the grave - and four parts clarified satan.

Brandy is drunk by men who aspire to be a hero, while claret is the liquor for boys, and port for men.

Brandy is better than wine — for it is the drops of pure alcohol we want, not the gallons of water, which may be had in every ditch.

Brandy is a cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-destruction and four parts clarified Satan.