breakfast, n.Definitions

Breakfast is the only meal to which no one is ever invited.

Breakfast is the tollbooth through which you must pass in order to get to work.

Breakfast is to be eaten like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

Breakfast is the optimistic meal, in which the whole meal is ahead of one.

Breakfast is a meal that should always be taken before work, and if one has to work before breakfast, one should eat their breakfast first.

Breakfast is the meal during which a husband reads while his wife is talking, or a wife talks while her husband is reading.

Breakfast is the beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment to a new day, a continuing life.

Breakfast is a meal without dessert, eaten without wine, and served on a table without a tablecloth. It is best slept through.