breastfeeding, n.Definitions

Breastfeeding is a really nutritious nip slip.

Breastfeeding is a baby eating.

Breastfeeding is unexceptable in public. The baby's head obscures the view.

Breastfeeding is the transformation of the entertainment centre into a juice bar bar.

Breastfeeding is a prototype of the expression of sexual satisfaction in later life.

Breastfeeding is a savage ritual that reminds you that you're just a cafeteria now...

Breastfeeding is one of the most beautiful things that exist in nature; not only can a woman’s body form and bring another human being into the world, but it can then actually feed babies with a woman’s own milk from her own breasts.

Breastfeeding is a vastly undervalued 'dream product' capable of feeding and immunizing everyone born on earth, available everywhere, requiring no storage or delivery, and helping mothers plan their families and reduce the risk of cancer.