bubble wrap, n.Definitions

Bubble wrap is catnip for people.

Bubble wrap is imported air from China

Bubble wrap is proof that humans strive to destroy that which is meant to protect.

Bubble wrap is a product that can only be manufactured by people with amazing self-control

Bubble wrap is a thing we buy at the post office so that they dont wreck our package. Effectively, they make money by being careless.

Bubble wrap is less fun to pop when you realize you're just slowly releasing toxic Chinese factory air into your home.