Calvin Coolidge, n.Definitions

Calvin Coolidge is distinguishable from the furniture only when he moved.

Calvin Coolidge is so silent that he is always worth listening to.

Calvin Coolidge is a man whose perpetual expression is that of someone smelling something burning on a stove.

Calvin Coolidge is a man who, when he died, they probably could barely tell.

Calvin Coolidge is a man who didn't say much, and when he did, he didn't say much.

Calvin Coolidge is a man who looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

Calvin Coolidge is a man whose notable talent is that he sleeps more than any other President, whether by day or by night. Nero fiddled, but Coolidge only snored.

Calvin Coolidge is simply an answer to America's desires. He always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so he went along with them.