Calvin Coolidge, n.Definitions

Calvin Coolidge is so silent that he is always worth listening to.

Calvin Coolidge is distinguishable from the furniture only when he moved.

Calvin Coolidge is a man whose perpetual expression is that of someone smelling something burning on a stove.

Calvin Coolidge is a man who, when he died, they probably could barely tell.

Calvin Coolidge is a man who looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

Calvin Coolidge is a man who didn't say much, and when he did, he didn't say much.

Calvin Coolidge is simply an answer to America's desires. He always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so he went along with them.

Calvin Coolidge is a man whose notable talent is that he sleeps more than any other President, whether by day or by night. Nero fiddled, but Coolidge only snored.