candidate

election

is one who needs four hats: one to cover his head with, another to throw into the ringa third to pass around, and finally one to talk through.

is a man who stands for what he thinks the people will fall for.

is a modest man who shrinks from the publicity of private life to seek the obscurity of public office

is a person who asks for money from the wealthy and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

is one who usually discusses great moral issues when he wants to avoid the facts.

When a candidate wants to avoid the facts, he usually discusses great moral issues.

is a man who manages to get around before election, especially around the issues.

A candidate is a man who manages to get around before election, especially around the issues.

is a politician who is anxious to help us out of all the trouble the other politicians have got us into.

A candidate is a politician who is anxious to help us out of all the trouble the other politicians have got us into.

is always opposed to the extreme right and extreme left, but always in favor of the extreme middle.

A candidate is always opposed to the extreme right and extreme left, but always in favor of the extreme middle.