cell phone, n.Definitions

The Cell phone is the Swiss Army Knife of the Digital Age.

The Cell phone is the new Smoking

The Cell phone is responsible for having greatly reduced bathroom graffiti

The Cell phone is a device used for everything but calling people.

A Cell phone is like a condom. It feels better without one, but there are risks involved.

The Cell phone is an electronic device for one-to-one communication and one-to-many irritation.

The Cell phone is a device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself.

The Cell phone is grounded in the idea that you have absolutely nothing to say and you've got to talk to someone about it right now.