censor, n.Definitions

A Censor is someone who reads with his ears.

A Censor is a man who never suppresses his desire to suppress the desires of other.

A Censor is someone who chews our meat for us and decides what we should spit out.

A Censor is a man with the peculiar faculty of banning just what we want to hear, see, and read.

A Censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

A Censor is a person who sticks his No’s into other people’s business.

The Censor is an officer of certain governments employed to suppress the works of genius.

A Censor is a guy who finds three meanings in a joke that has only two.