chinese (language), n.Definitions

Chinese (language) is Symbolic Logic spoken as a tonal language.

Chinese (language) is a people who think all Caucasians look alike.

Chinese (language) is German, only more so.

Chinese (language) is a picture book drawn by people who forgot they were drawing pictures.

Chinese (language) is just like any other language, except that there's no tense, gender, conjugation, grammar, or logic, and all the words sound the same.

Chinese (language) is a language in which very wise things have been said, but that sounds to a Westerner like the sound of a moving bicycle wheel.