chocolate, n.Definitions

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

Chocolate is an orgasm in a wrapper

Chocolate is luscious ripples of fat extracted from a Latin American bean and soon added to our waistlines.

Chocolate is what, according to research, is liked by fourteen out of every ten individuals.

Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciusness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.

Chocolate is beloved by women. There are only two kinds of women in this world - those who love chocolate, and complete bitches.

Chocolate is not a substitute for love; rather, love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.

Chocolate is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital seed, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine.