Chuck Norris

is a beast --- he eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

manliness

is a beast --- he once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell me there was a stripper in it.

is a beast --- he shits the blood of the enemies he kills and eats.

is a beast --- when the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

is a master tactician --- he always knows the exact location of Carmen SanDiego.

is a master tactician --- he can get Blackjack with just one card.

is a master tactician --- he can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

is a master tactician --- he can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.