martial arts, n.Definitions

Martial arts is amusing to look at but disappointingly ineffective when one's opponent is armed with a semi-automatic.

Martial arts is a family of Asiatic self-defense disciplines consisting largely of sweeping ornamental gestures of the arms and legs.

Martial arts is a family of Asiatic self-defense disciplines consisting largely of sweeping ornamental gestures of the arms and legs - amusing to look at but disappointingly ineffective when one’s opponent is armed with a semi-automatic.

Martial arts is a family of asiatic self-defense disciplines consisting largely of sweeping ornamental gestures of the arms and legs; amusing to look at but disappointingly ineffective when one's opponent is armed with a semi-automatic.