classical music, n.Definitions

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners.

Classical music is music written by dead guys.

Classical music is music written by dead guys.

Classical music is history that you can hear.

Classical music is not for the young. One should never trust anyone who listens to Mahler before they're 40.

Classical music is the kind you keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune: Frank

Classical music is celestial vibrations from the human soul, notable in our era for being nonexistent for the first time since the late Middle Ages.