college, n.Definitions

College is responsible for making one unemployable.

College is professed to be taught.

College is a place where one learns how to learn.

College is a fountain of knowledge where students gather to drink

College is a match factory

College is very educational. It teaches the parents of the student how to do without a lot of things.

College is a form of training which does not hurt you provided you study and work hard after graduation.

College has never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it.