college football, n.Definitions

College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

College football is a sport with players who seldom have trouble with running and kicking, but often have trouble with passing.

College football is a thing which four years of are calculated to breed in the average man more of the ingredients of success in life than almost any academic course he takes.

College football is a sport that would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students-there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks.

College football is a sport in which the real triple threat is one who can run, kick, and pass all his exams!