commuter, n.Definitions

A Commuter is a person who gets there slowly but surly.

A Commuter is a traveller who pays short visits to home and the office.

A Commuter is one who spends his life in riding to and from his wife.

A Commuter is a dedicated masochist who ventures miles out of his way to find trouble.

A Commuter is one who never knows how a show comes out because he has to leave early to catch a tra in to get him back to the country in time to catch a train to bring him back to the city.