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Cricket (sport) is so boring you can watch a match for three hours waiting for it to start.
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Cricket (sport) is a sport in which contenders drive a ball with sticks or bats in opposition to each other.
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Cricket (sport) is a sport invented to give the english, an otherwise non-spiritual people, some idea of eternity.
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Cricket (sport) is a game whose rules are so ill-defined that their interpretation is partly an ethical business.
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Cricket (sport) is a sport whose dullness is its whole point. To go to a match in order to be thrilled is as stupid as to go to a Chekhov play in search of melodrama.
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Cricket (sport) is the only gave where you can tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days.