danish (language), n.Definitions

Danish (language) is drunken Norwegian.

Danish (language) is Norwegian spoken when drunk.

Danish (language) is Swedish minus articulation.

Danish (language) is Swedish with a sense of humor.

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Danish (language) is Norwegian (or Swedish) spoken while eating a hot potato.

Danish (language) is a "throw-up" language since you feel like you're retching when you pronounce it. That's essentially his opinion.

Danish (language) is actually the same language as Norwegian and Swedish. It's just that the Norwegians can't spell it, and the Danes can't pronounce it.