deafness, n.Definitions

Deafness is disadvantageous in this: deaf people can’t talk in the dark.

Deafness is experiencing one's entire life as a really long gif.

Deafness is a sad disability in which sufferers are unable to hear traffic noise, portable stereos, and car-alarms with clarity.

Deafness is a condition whereby masturbating is the riskiest thing you can do.

Deafness is not all bad. Deaf people can have a clear conservation in a loud bar.

Deafness is tough because, for the deaf, all farts are silent but deadly.

Deafness is not all bad. Deaf people can buy inexpensive houses near airports with no catch!.

Deafness is a handicap that is not in the ear. It is in the mind.