directions, n.Definitions

Directions is always a wise thing to ask — ask the way even if you know the way.

Directions is how to get from Point A to Point B, preferably without encountering Points C, K or Q along the way.

Directions is something a real man never asks for when lost on the open road, at least in the presence of a female passenger; instead, he deploys his gender-based internal compass, comments on the rustic beauty of the scenic route and prays for a familiar landmark.